this-is-cthulhu-privilege:

Friendly reminder that bad social justice is a vicious cancer on basic humanity.

this-is-cthulhu-privilege:

Friendly reminder that bad social justice is a vicious cancer on basic humanity.

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

penceyprepofficial:

when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like “lol k” and while they were gone tHE FUCKING FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized to the mom and she was just like “no need to apologize, I turned the filter off so they would die because they are too much work. You did nothing wrong” and she gave me 20 bucks and that is the story of my first contracted murder

your first…?

How sexy is your name?

breakingstride:

zodiaccity:

Add the letters in your first name using the numbers below =) 

- Under 60 points= NOT TOO SEXY
- Between 61-300 points= PRETTY SEXY
- Between 301-599 points= VERY SEXY
- Over 600= THE ULTIMATE SEXIEST

  • A=100 B=14 C=9 D=28 E=145 F=12
  • G=3 H=10 I=200 J=100 K=114 L=100 M=25
  • N=450 O=80 P=2 Q=12 R=400 S=113 T=405
  • U=11 V=10 W=10 X=3 Y=210 Z=23

Don’t forget to add your name and your total!!!

Derek - 862
LIES

potatoarsenal:

"…I’m not evil!"

startrekmademequeer:

[ding dong, ding dong]

Hello, sir and/or madam! Have you heard the good news?

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queenechidna:

And I can kill you…

My magic police project is finally done~

senilesnake:

pheebadohdoh:

fantastic-nonsense:

thneedprincess:

headfullofpotter:

thatstheriddle:

headfullofpotter:

stop

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making

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animated

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characters

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so

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attractive

I don’t mind it as long as it’s not an animated anima-

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oh…

i think

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this needs

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to be

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updated

yeah

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it definitely

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does

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Excuse me

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I

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think

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you’re

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forgetting

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some

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I think you guys forgot the hottest fucker of them all

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reblogging for the last one.

deebree:

pumpkinstuck

deebree:

pumpkinstuck

4gifs:

1 wow please

4gifs:

1 wow please

rockluke:


stilesinatrenchcoat:

phoenixx23:

spookyflys:


thanl:


psyducked:


romancingthelookyloos:


romancingthelookyloos:


I think we should talk about puberty…





yo imma let you finish but


I had one of the best puberty transformations of all time



yes okay but

girls can do it too


Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts.  Time to bring in a puberty professional.
BEFORE PUBERTY:
After puberty:

…. wait.  That’s not right.  Hold on.
Let’s fast-forward about five more years.

Ah, yes, there we go.  Right after I sold my soul to Satan. 


fuckin

PLOT
TWIST


Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated

this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are

rockluke:

stilesinatrenchcoat:

phoenixx23:

spookyflys:

thanl:

psyducked:

romancingthelookyloos:

romancingthelookyloos:

I think we should talk about puberty…

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yo imma let you finish but

I had one of the best puberty transformations of all time

yes okay but

girls can do it too

Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts.  Time to bring in a puberty professional.

BEFORE PUBERTY:

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After puberty:

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…. wait.  That’s not right.  Hold on.

Let’s fast-forward about five more years.

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Ah, yes, there we go.  Right after I sold my soul to Satan. 

fuckin

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PLOT

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Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated

this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are

Hilarious out of context comic book panels

uncannedunicornmeat:

scogliospeaks:

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All credit to 411mania.com

you forgot my favourite one.

toastyhat:

HAHA I CAN MAKE IT WORK IT JUST HAS TO BE TINY
screw you gifs

toastyhat:

HAHA I CAN MAKE IT WORK IT JUST HAS TO BE TINY

screw you gifs

miscaitlin:

literally

miscaitlin:

literally

ocelotcommander:

pretzelsnake:

m0n64 submitted:

For when you find that specal someone
https://31.media.tumblr.com/023adf053339d67322ef5012f7479a5a/tumblr_n8wvm3XXiB1swze9do1_500.jpg

an eggagment ring

DELETE YOUR BLOG